ROCK & ROLL people!!: i was ATTACKED by 'THINGS'

it was 3am, i wanted to prepare sahor for my 2 bro's who didnt know how to cook. so im in charge of preparing the food for them, cuz imma sister. gotta admit it, imma good sister =) well, back to the story. i was going to cook rice first so i went to the back, (where we store our stuff) i saw the first 'THING" i was like, OMG!! RUUUNNN!!! and quickly took this 'weapon' to kill that 'thing' and i was like HIYAAARRGGHH!! DIE DIEE!!! that thing was running around, i was safe at that moment, thats what i thought. suddenly, there was a plastic noise thingy. i was like "OMG! what was that!" silly me thought it was a pontianak carik makan. but it was scarrrryyy than the pontianak carik makan. i couldnt see cuz my glasses has been missing for 2 month, darn it. well as i were standing there, there are more of the noise, i was holding my secret weapon tightly then slowly going towards the noise, as i getting closer.. i was like "WHAT THE FISH!!" there was like TWELVES of them!!! and they were EVERYFLUCKINGWHERE!!! i was so scared, *talk to herself* "maybe thats why i couldnt move?" so i force myself to run, but i jumped instead. i was so scared that i couldnt think. people run, i jump? how dumb is that, anyways, after i jump i didnt notice that THING was in front of me, when im on the ground, that THING just crossed and ran over my foot! i was like 'TAIYYYGHHHERRR!!!" (i dont even know how it sounds) well anyway i ran away, there was 13 of them THIRTEEEN!! i killed them all! with revenge!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! okay lets stop that. umm, so i was like running back and forth in 330am, if my brother wakes up, he's probably gonna say "what in the world is my dork sister doing?" then they all were killed and got flipped over, and they were like terkapai2. ummm, so, the thing that i called THING, is actually a chockroaches, yeah, and the secret weapon? well of course the ridsect, its the best weapon in my whole life. so, the thing is, I KILLED A PREGNANT COKROACH! how cool is that!! wooohhoooo. she was like "urghh! my baby, i have to deliver it, please be alive my son and revenge for me!" i was like "HAH! in ur dream!!" and step the egg, the egg was like "CRACKKK!" and i was like "AWSOME!! DIE U LIL' B*TCHES!" sorry for the inconvenience word. wow, imma cruel great fierce awsome KILLER!! heheh. so anyway i snap a picture, well, not all of them.